UHHHH SIR...YOUR EYE?

Ouch. No thanks.

Tremendous fight we saw right there out of Niko Price and Vicente Luque. Just an absolute swangin and bangin fireworks brawl - straight out of an action movie, or a video game - like the broadcast team said. This rematch couldn't have lived up to the hype any more, and honestly seemed to elevated the stock of both men. Luque, though, FUCK! He's a DANGEROUS man.

I don't know how Price survived this....

...but that's why he is a professional cagefighter and I'm in bed wearing Ninja Turtles pajama pants right now.